Short: Dotty Animation Author: Derek K (contact at above e-mail) Uploader: dfkeating maths1 kst dit ie Type: pix/anim Architecture: generic PAY-PER-VIEW Hello my name is DEREK KEATING.You might remember me from such animations as,"JOHN MAJOR THE TALKING PENGUIN", and the world famous, "WHERE CAN I FIND A PACKIE SHOP", which has not been released yet. I suggest using PPSHOW or any other fast viewer to view this animation, because if you try and load it into something like Dpaint, by the time it is loaded in you will have grown a beard the length of MANCHESTER UNITEDS trophy list. Ppaint is great at loading in anims at high speeds, it will load this anim in as fast as a Lada........... ....falling of a cliff tied to 26 elephants and ROBBIE COLTRAIN. Also because this animation is so complacated and power hongry, for the best viewing pleasure I suggest using nothing lower than a 680 40 40 mh with 10 megabites of ram and a svga moniter with a graphic card and 3d chip for the best resoluction and speed. Also by watching this animation and sending away the tiny fee that is kindly asked for, you increase your chances of been abducted by ALIENS or the IRISH GOVERNAMENT. The seconds that are lost from watching this anim are well worth getting back, because in the space of those seconds you could do 1 or even all of the following, win the lottery, write the lyrics of a TELLIE TUBBIES song or even be killed by falling seagulls. I would also like to boast that this animation contains no advertisement, or free advertisement for COCA-COLA the best drink in the world.I am also proud to say that this animation is pixol perfect, which means for the faint hearted that there is 100% no cockups, no pixols out of place and no spelling mistakes. This animation is also the first ever to defy the force of gravity. If you do happen to find a flaw in this ingeneous animation, please do not tell any one and quietly kill your self. GOVERNAMENT WARNING: If you watch this animation for too long, you may start to experience strange happenings like, having nightmares of been attacked by the 101 dalmations, or thinking that you are the fifth beatle or even having hugh cravings for some HAGGIS covered in MARMALADE. Also if you sit to close to the screen while watching this anim your eyes may start to rotate. MY address if you wish to travel the universe for 1.00 or be intimidated by leprechauns is as follows, 61 DROMCARRA AVENUE, JOBSTOWN, TALLAGHT DUBLIN 24 IRELAND EUROPE EARTH SOL MILKY WAY UNIVERSE 6 COPYRIGHT: If you try and copy this animation, to make WORLD FAME, I will declare war on your country with the IRISH ARMY. 3/3/1916 This animation was brought to you in association with D P PROUDUCTIONS The reason for this security is that I have spent many stress full, pain acking, blood swetting hours to bring ony but the best in entertainment to you still faithfull AMI-GATHWAYS. P S If you cannot read this text using some strange form of text shower try usins LEAST. A S C I I is the key.